I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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