I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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