i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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