The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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