he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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