I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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