with your own penis?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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