do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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