I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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