Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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