This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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