There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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