areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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