some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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