I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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