please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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