YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My pussy is not your playground.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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