anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you had me at cake vodka
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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