my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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