Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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