Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
accomplished twins. life is a go
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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