we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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