She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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