Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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