Dual....:-)
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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