There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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