my sisters under your porch take her home
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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