Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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