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So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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