I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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