Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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