They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just had sex on a roof
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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