just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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