I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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