Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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