They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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