I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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