I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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