I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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