we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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