she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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