somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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