Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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