I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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