wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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