People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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