I hope mine doesn't look like that
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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