There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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