I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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