I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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