I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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