What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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