That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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