if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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