we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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