when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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